EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway

Environmental Protection Agency workers have done some odd things recently.

Contractors built secret man caves in an EPA warehouse, an employee pretended to work for the CIA to get unlimited vacations and one worker even spent most of his time on the clock looking at pornography.

It appears, however, that a regional office has reached a new low: Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to all staff in the area pleading with them to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.

Read more: http://www.govexec.com/federal-news/fedblog/2014/06/epa-employees-told-stop-pooping-hallway/87223/

BUT wait - There's more:

The Environmental Protection Agency hired an outside consultant to inform their employees that pooping in hallways is bad.

Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would “probably escalate” their actions.

Read more: http://www.mediaite.com/online/epa-hires-consultant-to-tell-them-that-pooping-in-hallways-is-bad/

Sounds like a crappy place to work! One more great company benny down the drain. (Sorry for the pun.)

ROFL :rofllol

Guess they believe in the poop fairy.

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Sounds more like something frat boys would do than federal employees. EPA? Maybe trying to save water?

FredHayek wrote: Sounds more like something frat boys would do than federal employees. EPA? Maybe trying to save water?

Sounds to me like disgruntled employees working crappy or useless jobs in a crappy environment with a crappy command climate.

Oh yea, and clearly they are full of crap.

BlazerBob wrote: Oh yea, and clearly they are full of crap.

It might be a cyclic issue, they fill up on crap and then they find places to "download..."

And now the EPA is losing subpoend e-mails. Maybe the affected employees literally lost their shit over this new investigation.

FredHayek wrote: And now the EPA is losing subpoend e-mails. Maybe the affected employees literally lost their sh** over this new investigation.

Clearly the most corrupt administration in the history of the universe.

OH WAIT, Bush did it too. :splat:

So, the people in charge of the superfund cleanup, the ones responsible for keep our environment safe from pollutants, aren't sure whether or not human feces in the hallway are bad, and need to bring in an outside consultant?