People, please pee on the fire hydrant

You just can't make this stuff up. Seriously has Mad Magazine, Saturday Night Live, FireSign theater ever pushed the limits of credulity this far.

"We encourage people and dogs alike to do their business in other places, like a proper restroom or one of our fire hydrants, "...

www.sfgate.com/news/article/City-lamp-po...a-factor-6424634.php

Saw that story and had to laugh. How acidic is pee that it can corrode a light pole? What do those people drink?