Save The Date! 27 August 2016!

Democrat Convention Schedule

Saturday, 27 August 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career
without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
someone she got killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

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Republican Convention Schedule

Monday, 18 July 2016, Cleveland, Ks

11:15 AM
Photo ID check and assault weapon check-in.

12:00 PM
$1000 a plate lunch.

Sponsored by, and Happy Meals & Quarter Pounders provided by McDonalds Corp.

1:00 PM

Welcome. Meet your favorite cartoon characters including
Micky and Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Snow White, and Grumpy.

Photos with your kids, $100 ea.
Sponsored by Disney Corp.

Also kids petting zoo. Pet Trump's head.

2:30 PM
Seminar: "Understanding Illegal Immigrants".

Meet and talk to your wait staff.

4:00 PM
Opening Ceremony

"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy"

and

"He's Kenyan, I'm Natural Born"

sung by Ted Cruz.

4:15 PM
Film: "Thousands Celebrate in NJ after 9/11"

Courtesy of Donald Trump.


I'm sure there's more...