MAN BITES DOG OR PULLS DOG'S TAIL

"I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.

Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right?


This is like your kid claiming that aliens caused him to miss his curfew. I mean, come on, does anyone believe this story? Besides, what kind of 78 year old degenerate gets out of the shower, chases his dog around naked in order to painfully pull its tail, and then breaks his foot by tripping over a rug?"

redstate.com 12/4/20

Wow. You boys are gonna have a long four years if this is the kind of story that is outrageous. You have my sympathy.

koobookie wrote: Wow. You boys are gonna have a long four years if this is the kind of story that is outrageous. You have my sympathy.

Not as long as the last 4 year that you girls have gone through.

This is not outrageous it is hilarious!

Envision a buck naked 78 y.o. man trying to pull his dog's tail, slipping in a rug and fracturing a bone in his foot.

Biden's words to Jake Tapper of CNN.

That's what happens when Joe comes out of the basement.

ramage wrote: This is not outrageous it is hilarious!

Envision a buck naked 78 y.o. man trying to pull his dog's tail, slipping in a rug and fracturing a bone in his foot.

Biden's words to Jake Tapper of CNN.

That's what happens when Joe comes out of the basement.

Exactly!
Reminds me of the story of Broncos QB Brian Griese. He blamed his dog for an injury. Turns out he was drunk and being an asshole instead.

I think it's safe to say that if Biden actually gets the job, there's going to be an "accident" very soon that takes him out. We should start a pool.

koobookie wrote: Wow. You boys are gonna have a long four years if this is the kind of story that is outrageous. You have my sympathy.

Twelve years.