On the six-month anniversary of the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, Acting Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman announced some reforms that the department has taken and plans moving forward. Included in the plans is for the Capitol Police to begin opening field offices across the country. This is justified as a necessity in order to offer more protection for lawmakers. The first two states in this expansion are Florida and California.
ramage wrote: On the six-month anniversary of the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, Acting Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman announced some reforms that the department has taken and plans moving forward. Included in the plans is for the Capitol Police to begin opening field offices across the country. This is justified as a necessity in order to offer more protection for lawmakers. The first two states in this expansion are Florida and California.
Now you know why newspapers are folding. The staff thinks too much of itself, so much so that it cannot recognize satire/sarcasm and applauds itself for being witty, or are you satirizing yourself?
I would recommend to you, A Modest Proposal, by Jonathan Swift as a starting point.
The full title is "A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People from Being a Burthen to their Parents, or the Country, and for Making them Beneficial to the Publick." (Try fitting THAT on the spine)
Yes, I think you've figured out the truth about why newspapers are folding. It's not that they are an outdated medium, printed overnight with yesterdays news, for delivery to your door the next morning.
Wayne Harrison wrote: You've recommended it to me before, ramage.
The full title is "A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People from Being a Burthen to their Parents, or the Country, and for Making them Beneficial to the Publick." (Try fitting THAT on the spine)
Yes, I think you've figured out the truth about why newspapers are folding. It's not that they are an outdated medium, printed overnight with yesterdays news, for delivery to your door the next morning.
Oooh Oooh! That's sarcasm, right? I've been told I don't understand sarcasm or satire, so am I right?