SOMETHING OLD IS "NEW".....

BORING BRINGING UP THE PAST BLASTS.....TRY THIS...

THE ''NEW BOUTIQUE DRINKS' BURST ONTO THE SCENE IN THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS....I'M, ON THE WESTERN SLOPE,DID U KNOW A "SKINNY MARG" IS NOW ''RANCH WATER? '' ALWAYS HAD TO EXPLAIN THE DRINK ,WHEN ORDERING. NOT NOW...IT'S 'RANCH WATER'
AND IT IS REFRESHING, JUST RIGHT ,GOES DOWN SMOOTH....KINDA LIKE A 'LONG ISLAND ICE TEA'....IT IS PERFECTION. THEN WE HAVE LAVENDER AND BLUEBERRY VODKA DELIGHT.

SO NOW THAT TEQUILA IS GOING TO BE 'TARIFF ED, I',M BUMMED.....KIRKLAND IS 'GREY GOOSE ',IN DISGUISE....MY CLOSEST COSTCO
IS IN GYPSUM,THRU THRU THE CANYON....I GUESS I WILL BE PAYING BIG BUCKS FOR MY 'RANCH WATER'...EVEN AT HOME.

Ranch water… interesting. I surprised nobody has asked for that at my bar. I still sell more draft beer than anything but I get a little of requests for these new seltzers and teas that end up piling up and I have to eventually sell cheap as specials.

I’m guessing Ranch Water is still substituting soda water for the Agave or sugary sweet and sour mix. I do have a few people who drink tequila and soda water with a squeeze of lime so maybe that’s close?

YEP.....THAT'S RANCH WATER, I LIKE MINE WITH CLUB SODA OR PELLEGRINO.,JUST A SPLASH OF SPRITE/7 UP (BASICALLY SIMPLE SYRUP) AND A LITTLE LIME....HAND MADE,I HATE THE PRE MADE MIXES...TOO SWEET AND LIMEY..AND OF COURSE BLANCO AGAVE TEQUILA...MAKE IT A
DOUBLE..SHORT ..NO SALT,, ON THE ROCKS.....SIPPING SUPERB, (AND A WATER BACK)

OF COURSE, THIS IS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES....THE BACK PAIN NUMBS AND FOR AWHILE I
FEEL ALMOST 68 INSTEAD OF 78.

ONE OF MY HOLISTIC PRACTITIONERS SAYS HE HAS A RANCHER (FEMALE) COME IN AND SHE SAYS...FOR THE MOST PART SHE RIDES THE RANCH (BY HORSE) WITH LITTLE PAIN,.....SHE CARRIES A FLASK OF MAKER'S MARK AND PARTAKES WITH A TINY SIP.....YA CAN'T GET TOO CRAZY,CAUSE U NEVER KNOW:: WHEN THE HORSE WILL GET SPOOKED....

At least the horse knows the way home.