A Proven System for Corrupt Leaders

When they lie: cut out their tongue

When they steal: cut off their hands

When they sodomize young interns—or each other—cut off their genitals

When they believe they are above the people that elected them, cut off their heads


This system has worked for many thousand years in my land.

Which land is that Achmed?

Minnesota.

Cutting out their tongues should stop filibusters.

Cutting off their hands should save taxpayer monies.

SS109 wrote: Cutting out their tongues should stop filibusters.

Only if they go back to the old rules of actually having to perform during the fillibuster rather than the wimpy methods now in place.

Achmed wrote: When they lie: cut out their tongue

When they steal: cut off their hands

When they sodomize young interns—or each other—cut off their genitals

When they believe they are above the people that elected them, cut off their heads


This system has worked for many thousand years in my land.

So then what is it when they did nothing wrong and they get their heads cut off?

VL is a riot!