This bill can probably be written in less than three pages instead of 3,000 but it’s such a good idea that it should be milked for the next two years as a conservative, pro-America plank to ensure overwhelming dominance in the house, the senate and the white house post 2012. It will also allow adequate time for the anti-American socialist/Marxists among us to pack and make travel plans. Here’s how it works.
Step 1—Completely seal the borders.
Step 2—Round up and deport all illegal aliens.
Step 3—Offer a generous tax incentive (receive full reimbursement of all local, state and federal taxes paid over the prior three years) to all current citizens who…don’t like our capitalism and system of wealth accumulation based on effort; feel a persistent urge to apologize for America’s greatness; prefer welfare, food stamps and other government handouts over an honest day’s work; cringe at the concept of ‘One Nation Under God’; believe the sanctity of marriage extends beyond the union of a man and a woman…okay, maybe it’ll be a four page bill, not three. To receive the tax reimbursement, the individual must relinquish their US citizenship, move to another country (France and Venezuela come to mind), and agree never to return to US soil.
Step 4—For every US citizen who participates in the tax incentive program and leaves the country, one immigrant will be allowed in, provided that: a) they satisfactorily complete the entire immigration and naturalization process; b) they learn to speak English and agree in writing that all of their offspring will speak English.
The cost savings from not having to duplicate government and/or corporate documentation in multiple languages alone will more than offset the tax reimbursements, making this program a win/win for all.
