George Bush and Barack Obama

George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

I will bet your wife knows, ask him!!!

Are you intimating that Outdoor is Gay? I happen to know that he is a Lesbian trapped in a man's body!!

I don't know about outdoor, but I do know about SAM1, he has a goat farm, I see him in his fields dancing with his goats. Playing loud music, a weird man. Which of your ex 7 wives works at my whorehouse? Excuse me for asking such questions, but I like people like you, who are socialists, would you like to join me at my mosque, you can met some fellow 285 peoples.

Batifa,

3 wives are better then 2, I don't beat them, I whip my camels.

Your wives are not camels...they're goats. You need to brush up on your English.

ha mr.RT, I laugh in your face! My mives are not goats but lovely maidens of the desert, to gaze on their beauty will take your breath away. I have never laid a finger on my wives, well, hands yes I have! For pleasurable purposes only. We muslim men need women to keep up with us.

OMG, 3 wives are then 2? I just saw this, are you from UT?