Why I'm Depressed ...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for
English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I
was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


























Received via an email this morning. I can't stop :rofl rofllol :woo hoo:

Ha Ha! Thats what keeps me going these days, humor.
Like my new avatar? The train went off the cliff, so I changed it.

Repeat after me. Hope and Change. Smile. Be Happy.

Rejoice in the fact that in 2012 the aliens will return and cleanse the earth of all needles/useless beings.

A friend once told me to "Cheer up! Things could get worse."
So, I did. I cheered up and sure enough things did get worse.