5 Pearls of Wisdom

1. Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow it’s much more comfortable crying in a Bentley than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the f*****’s name.

3. Many people are alive today only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

4. Alcohol doesn’t solve problems (but then, neither does milk).

5. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

6. Stone walls do not a prison make, but it is a damn good imitation!

7. Money cannot buy happiness, but it can sure buy a better grade of misery.