A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He
also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat
on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller
Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't
that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched
him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican
felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig
out the door.Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord,
and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."
