Amnesty – Outside the Box

So 12-million illegals—the vast majority of whom are Mexican—want amnesty. Okay, we can do that if the Mexican government will cede their country as our 51st state. Then all Mexican illegals will become Americans and all Mexicans who wanted to be Americans but feared crossing the border will become Americans.

There are many benefits to this plan:

It will be much easier to seal our southern border since it will only consist of the borders with Guatemala and Belize. :thumbsup:

Mexican drugs will no longer be smuggled into the US and US guns and money will no longer flow south into Mexico. :woo hoo:

Mexican land—especially oceanfront—that was previously unavailable for freehold ownership will be accessible for purchase allowing nutcase Hollywood types to move further away…a Malibu South maybe.

And it will be fun to watch Hugo Chavez pee down his leg as we creep closer and closer to him. :VeryScared:

Mexico currently has 31 states, So if we kept the same configuration, that would give the Mexican contingent in the Senate 64 out of 162 possible seats. I come up with 64 instead of 62 because I gave them California. We’d have to combine some of the Mexican states. An easy one would be to just include Baja into California. I wouldn’t think the population of Baja is large enough to as an extra congressional seat to California’s contingent. Or we could split California, everything south of Bakersfield would be part of the new Baja California, while everything north would then be California.

Can we then cede San Francisco and the bay area of CA to France?

It's not necessary, they already belong to France and the rest of the Socialist crowd of Europe. Smell like it too!

Downside? Many more liberal Senators and reps in Congress. But would the Mexican politicians keep their parties like PAN & PRI or join the Dems?

Actually I think once you get into the details, I think you’d find a pretty conservative vein in the Mexican population.

I do not not want a North American Union.