Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.
And you read about it using American Bill Gates' technology on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, then transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and finally trucked to your local BestBuy store by Mexican illegals.