TSA Stats

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3
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Martin Ent Inc wrote: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3
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Wow... There are approximately 3,960 hits in Google for that bit of unoriginal tripe. You might have referenced at least one, since it's obviously not an original thought, but just more copy-and-paste from the Rightie blog-feeds.

Here's just one: http://www.patriotactionnetwork.com/for ... 948&page=4

Wow... "PatriotActionNetwork"... Who knew?

Edited to add:
Wow... It dates back to:
www.oldhippie.com/
Apr 1, 2010

It must suck to be a lefty with no sense of humor.

Can you hear the AIR in my head...