Turkey Hunting Head Covering

Not sure if this belongs here or in humor -

I was looking at the latest/greatest items from Cabela's - and noticed it's Turkey Season.

I must have lived in the Middle East too long --- I swear some of the head coverings being sold were designed either for or by Muslim women.........

You have to cover your head well because the male turkeys are very amorous. The sight of your pretty face boils the hormones and the days of your sweet innocence will be over, for the Toms are aggressive to the point of rape.

Same with the enticing exposure of your hands or any provocative skin of your body.

Turkeys have a problem.

Yeah they stay very far away during hunting season, but can be found hitchhiking on 285 during the season.