New study shows men can live longer.

Martin Ent Inc
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28 Feb 2011 15:10 #1 by Martin Ent Inc

New study shows men can live longer. was created by Martin Ent Inc

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 31320.html

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Nmysys
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28 Feb 2011 15:23 #2 by Nmysys

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Then I am going to live forever!!!

:rofl

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Martin Ent Inc
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28 Feb 2011 15:25 #3 by Martin Ent Inc

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Along with consuming 8 ounces of alcohol per night.
I already told the wife I will outlive Dracula.

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Mayhem
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28 Feb 2011 17:41 #4 by Mayhem

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Seen of FB. Soldier On.

After both suffering depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday...

Strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel better...

So I thought f**k it...I'll soldier on!

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major bean
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28 Feb 2011 18:37 #5 by major bean

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Whenever you live a long life you really need to get a long girlfriend also.

Regards,
Major Bean

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Rick
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01 Mar 2011 07:45 #6 by Rick

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I guess I better giddy up and start doing more breast therapy since my health has been going down the tubes lately.

“We can’t afford four more years of this”

Tim Walz

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kresspin
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01 Mar 2011 08:40 #7 by kresspin

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Here are some breasts to stare at:

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Nobody that matters
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01 Mar 2011 11:29 #8 by Nobody that matters

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But, I heard of another story that said women who had men stare at their breasts did worse on a math test than women who didn't have their breasts stared at.

So, we need to stare at women who are already bad at math. That'll work out well, cuz so many men claim that 5.8 = 8.

"Whatever you are, be a good one." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Nmysys
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01 Mar 2011 13:19 #9 by Nmysys

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I'm less concerned with their math abilities than I am living longer. Nice try though!

Oh! Oh! That was so inconsiderate of me. Now I have just opened myself to attack for discrimination.

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