A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. ‘I have just the thing,’ says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. ‘Just place this between your cheek and gum.’
The client places the ball in his mouth and begins to give the man the closest shave he has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech ‘And what if I swallow it?’ ‘No problem,’ says the barber. ‘Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!’ :Whistle :rofl
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
