The Difference Between an MD and a DVM

22 May 2011 20:28 #1 by otisptoadwater
A veterinarian is feeling ill and goes to see her doctor. The doctor asks her all the usual questions about symptoms, how long they have been occurring, etc.
She interrupts him, “Hey look, I’m a vet. I don’t need to ask my patients these kinds of questions; I can tell what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you? The doctor nods, looks her up and down, writes out a prescription, and hands it to her. ‘There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to have you put down.’

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

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22 May 2011 20:32 #2 by jf1acai

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again - Jeanne Pincha-Tulley

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22 May 2011 20:53 #3 by CinnamonGirl
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