These reports clearly demonstrates we have far too many deputies with too much free time. Drop our taxes and fire 50% of these jokers......rehire as janitors and ditch diggers(we need these skills).
These reports are calls for service (demands? requests?) from taxpayers who likely think their tax dollars were well spent in their perceived time of need.
Deltamrey, perhaps you could volunteer your services to screen all calls for service to determine if they pass your personal requirements for law enforcement to assist your fellow citizens.