Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry
me?” The Princess said, “No!!!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged
skinny long-legged big-titted
broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and
dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and
never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips
and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was
at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as
hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
Hmm, I was going to post a new fun thread here until I read this fairy tale of yours. I have been looking for my beautiful "princess" for many years now. I have been living quite free during this time indeed. I have had "banging" issues due to my personal standards in the moral department. Anyway, freedom and personal freewill is second to none! Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to settle down with a woman who would be as loyal to you, as you are to her. Humm....that could be a non-fiction tale. No? What do you think?
