TEXTING FOR SENIORS

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you Qualify for Senior Discounts (over 50) this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

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ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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BYOBASFM - Bring your own beer and some for me.
WAIWH - Where am I, what happened?
NTAF - Never trust a fart!
IBBNNU - I'll be back, need new underwear.
GAKYBM - Go away kid, you bother me.
YIWOTY - Youth is wasted on the young.
FNTR - Food, no teeth required (jello, mashed spuds, creamed corn).
NHAARH - Not happening at a reasonable hour (stores don't open before 0900 but they are open way past 2100).
SINO - Sorry, I nodded off.
LISAUEDF - Life is short and uncertain, eat dessert first.
WWIS - What was I saying?
WSIDSA - What smell? I don't smell anything.
RWTWFTO - Remember when telephones were for talking on?