Not sure if this is contagious or not...

02 Jul 2010 09:38 #1 by Cupcake
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.

"So, what's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
:lol:

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02 Jul 2010 10:47 #2 by Sunshine Girl

Dimplszzz wrote: A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is not feeling well.

"So, what's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
:lol:

:rofl :woo hoo: :rofl :woo hoo:

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02 Jul 2010 11:48 #3 by jf1acai

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