A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless
panties in an attempt to spice up her dead
sex-life. She puts them on, together with
a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite
her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs...
enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on
the cat."
