You don't need any fancy bottle of pretty smelling chemicals to solve that problem. Make use of a couple of matches out of the box of strike anywhere matches on the deck inside the outhouse. If you are in a three hole-er it might take a few more matches... Besides, everyone knows poop stinks. Get in and get out, that's why you leave the house to deliver colon kids, state troopers, and various and sundry other forms of fecal mater.
Then there's the thunder bucket - it'd have to be one heck of a storm before I'd use it and try to go back to sleep with that slid back under the bed!
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus
