Friendly Advice!!!

Friendly advice...

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by ***holes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and s*** like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.

Good point!

Similar to the saying that 1 out of 3 people is crazy, if those next to you are ok.....