Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle
could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for
Italian
sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for
German Bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German? "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or if I had
asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for
some Irish whiskey, would you
ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
JMC wrote: Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle
could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for
Italian
sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for
German Bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German? "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or if I had
asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for
some Irish whiskey, would you
ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Whenever I was young this joke was told but the character went and asked the clerk for a moon pie.
The clerk responds, "you're an Okie aren't ya?"
Then comes the exchange very similar to that related by JMC.
good one! And I have some Polish in me (I think) and its still funny! 
