Simple Ways to Keep a Woman Happy!!!

Nmysys
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Mountain Legend

03 Dec 2010 06:20 #1 by Nmysys

Simple Ways to Keep a Woman Happy!!! was created by Nmysys

How to keep a woman happy....

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

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jf1acai
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03 Dec 2010 07:18 #2 by jf1acai

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You are right, it is soooo simple!

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mtntrekker
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03 Dec 2010 21:38 #3 by mtntrekker

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lol i knew i shouldn't have come here.

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major bean
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04 Dec 2010 07:55 #4 by major bean

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This thread need to be made "sticky".

Regards,
Major Bean

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CinnamonGirl
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04 Dec 2010 08:22 #5 by CinnamonGirl

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mtntrekker wrote: lol i knew i shouldn't have come here.

Agreed.

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Grady
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04 Dec 2010 11:20 #6 by Grady

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Nmysys wrote:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

I'd add
1. Bring hima cocktail
2. Cook him a steak
3. Sex

then leave him alone so he can take a nap

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Nobody that matters
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04 Dec 2010 12:01 #7 by Nobody that matters

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I'll make my own cocktail, and I cook a better steak on the grill than she does.

I'll go along with #3 though - that's much better with her around.

"Whatever you are, be a good one." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Nobody that matters
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04 Dec 2010 12:06 #8 by Nobody that matters

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CinnamonGirl wrote:
mtntrekker wrote: lol i knew i shouldn't have come here.

Agreed.

Hit a little too close to home?

"Whatever you are, be a good one." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Nmysys
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07 Dec 2010 14:12 #9 by Nmysys

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I'll make my own cocktail, and I cook a better steak on the grill than she does.

I'll go along with #3 though - that's much better with her around.

I have to agree totally!!