OK WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS THING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

As I know damn well I am not, (have been told this many times) what the hell is it.

I really don't pay much attention to it.

Here's a few examples

A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled.
An Immigrant - a newcomer
Assassination - involuntary term limitation
Bald - comb-free
Bald - folically independent
Bald - follicularly challenged.
Battle Fatigued - shellshocked
Blind - optically darker
Blind - photonically non-receptive
Blind - visually challenged
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged
Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family
Bum - Displaced Homeowner
Bum - Homeless Person
Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Censorship - Selective Speech
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
China - Porcelain
Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged
Clumsy - uniquely coordinated
Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper
Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Metabolically Challenged
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Cowboys - bovine control officers
Crackpot - certified astrological consultant, certified crystal therapist, or certified past-life regression hypnotist
Crime Rate - street activity index
Dead - Actuarially Mature
Dead - biologically challenged
Dead - environmentally correct human
Dead - living impaired
Dead - metabolically challenged
Dead - persons living with entropy
Deaf - Visually Oriented
Delicatessen - Corpse Farm
Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Dish Washer - utensil sanitizer
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Dorm - Residence Hall
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Drunk - spacially perplexed
Drunk / Junkie - in recovery
Earthquake - geological correction
Fail - achieve a deficiency.
Fat - Differently Weighted
Fat - gravitationally challenged
Fat - horizontally challenged.
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance
Fictional / Mythological - ontologically challenged
Freshman - first-year student
Frog - amphibian American
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Gang - Youth Group
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician
Geek, Nerd, whatever... - socially challenged
Ghetto / Barrio - Ethnically Homogenous Area
Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Handicapped - Differently Abled, Handi-Capable
Having PMS - cyclically challenged
Hearing Person - temporarily aurally abled
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Homeless - residentially flexible
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Housebroken - Family Disfunction
Housewife - domestic engineer
Hunter - Animal Assassin
Hunter - Bambi Butcher
Hunter - Meat Mercenary
Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Ignorant - knowledge-based nonpossessor.
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape
Janitor - sanitation engineer
Klutz - kinesthetically challenged
Large Nose - nasally gifted
Lazy - motivationally dispossessed
Lazy - motivationally deficient.
Learning Disability - Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
Library - Educational Resource Center
Logger - Wood Weasel
Logger - Paper Pirate
Logger -Treeslayer
Loser - Second Place
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Man-hole - maintenance hole
Mankind - humankind
MANkind, HuMAN, PerSON - Earth Children
Mercy Killing - Euthanasia
Mercy Killing - Putting Down/To Sleep/Out of Misery
Messy - differently organized
Meter Maid - Parking enforcer
Midget / Dwarf - Little People
Midget / Dwarf - Vertically Challenged
Mute/Dumb - verbally challenged
Not with somebody at the moment - romantically challenged -
Off - energy-efficient
Old - chronologically gifted
Old Person / Elderly - Gerontologically Advanced
Old Person / Elderly - Senior Citizens
Panhandler - Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Perverted - Sexually dysfunctional.
Pimp-mobile / Low-rider - Culturally Responsive Transportation Option
Plagiarism - Previously Owned Prose
Po' - financially inept
Policeman, Policewoman - law inforcement officer
Poor - economically marginalized
Poor - Economically Unprepared
Poor - monetarily challenged
Postman - letter carrier
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.
Prisoner - client of the correctional system
Prostitute - sex care provider
Psychobabble - constructivist feminist psychotherapy
Psychopath - socially misaligned
Racist - genetically discriminating
Really Big Nosed - nasally disadvantaged
Redneck - person of region
Redneck - rustically inclined
Refugees - asylum seekers
Road Kill - Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Rudeness - Tact Avoidance
Runny Nose - nasally gifted
Senile Bag o' Bones - Alzheimer's Victim
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - vertically challenged
Sighted Person - temporarily visually abled
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Slut - suffering from a sex addiction (female)
Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone - morally handicapped
Spendthrift - negative saver.
Stained - creatively re-dyed
Steward, Stewardess - flight attendant
Stoned - Chemically inconvenienced.
Stud - suffering from a sex addiction (male)
Stupid - differently-brained
Stupid - intellectually impaired
The Elderly - Senior citizens
Thin - horizontally challenged
Thirsty - osmotically challenged
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Too old/young - other aged
Too Tall - people of height
Tree-Hugger - environmental activist
Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Ugly - Cosmetically different.
Ugly - facially challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.
Used Books - Recycled Books
Vagrant - Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Vegetable - noble unconscious hero
Vice President - Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
Vocal Minority - target equity group
Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
Waiter, Waitress - food server
War-Monger - Peacekeeper, patriot
Welfare Bum - economically disadvantaged
Whaler - Blubber Lover
White - melanin-impoverished
White American - racially challenged
White Boy - rhythmically challenged
White Trash - caucasian culturally-disadvantaged
Wife - unpaid sex slave
Worst - least best.
Wrong - differently logical.

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So if an elderly person (old person) is called a Senior Citizen, why isn't a young person called a Junior Citizen?

navycpo7 wrote: As I know damn well I am not, (have been told this many times) what the hell is it.

Yeah you are...I'm not even allowed to question the sense of spending half our treasury every year defending the country (from whaat?) around you-You get all upset and fall apart evertime I dare do it

Vice Lord wrote:

navycpo7 wrote: As I know damn well I am not, (have been told this many times) what the hell is it.

Yeah you are...I'm not even allowed to question the sense of spending half our treasury every year defending the country (from whaat?) around you-You get all upset and fall apart evertime I dare do it

vl you can say whatever you want about this country etc, but when you start calling veterans and those serving stupid, and talk trash about veterans, your right, I get riled. I have heard enough bulls**t people calling us this and that, talking trash about things they nothing about . You what to talk economics, state of this country, republicans democrats etc whatever, just leave the veterans and those serving the hell out of it. We put up with enough bulls**t and don't need anymore. You should be glad, I take pills to stay somewhat calm. I know some alot worse than me.

navycpo7 wrote:

Vice Lord wrote:

navycpo7 wrote: As I know damn well I am not, (have been told this many times) what the hell is it.

Yeah you are...I'm not even allowed to question the sense of spending half our treasury every year defending the country (from whaat?) around you-You get all upset and fall apart evertime I dare do it

vl you can say whatever you want about this country etc, but when you start calling veterans and those serving stupid, and talk trash about veterans, your right, I get riled. I have heard enough bulls**t people calling us this and that, talking trash about things they nothing about . You what to talk economics, state of this country, republicans democrats etc whatever, just leave the veterans and those serving the hell out of it. We put up with enough bulls**t and don't need anymore. You should be glad, I take pills to stay somewhat calm. I know some alot worse than me.

I've spent my entire live helping and enriching the lives of people and thier families and I take more s**t than you ever did.. And your job was to kill people...


-you don't see me crying and begging people to appreciate what ive done.

navycpo7 wrote:

Vice Lord wrote:

navycpo7 wrote: As I know damn well I am not, (have been told this many times) what the hell is it.

Yeah you are...I'm not even allowed to question the sense of spending half our treasury every year defending the country (from whaat?) around you-You get all upset and fall apart evertime I dare do it

vl you can say whatever you want about this country etc, but when you start calling veterans and those serving stupid, and talk trash about veterans, your right, I get riled. I have heard enough bulls**t people calling us this and that, talking trash about things they nothing about . You what to talk economics, state of this country, republicans democrats etc whatever, just leave the veterans and those serving the hell out of it. We put up with enough bulls**t and don't need anymore. You should be glad, I take pills to stay somewhat calm. I know some alot worse than me.

These thinly veiled threats are getting old...I guess excessive military spending is a forbidden subject huh?

Vice Lord\n

.. And your job was to kill people...
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:Off Topic Actually VL, those currently in the military, previous in the military, and those who desire to join the military in the future... The job is: To support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and to obey the orders of the President of the United States and the officers appointed over me.

Support means: 1) To endure bravely and quietly. 2) To promote the interests or cause of; to uphold or defend as valid or right; to argue or vote for (to advocate for). 3) Assist, help; to act with; to bid in bridge. 4) To keep going

Defend means: 1) To drive danger or attack away from. 2) To maintain or support in the face of hostile criticism; to prove valid by answering questions in an oral exam. 3) To attempt to prevent an opponent from scoring. 4) To take action against an attack or challenge.

We go where we are told to go, we do what we are told to do, we get the job done with the equipment we are given...most of the time we do not ask questions. And if someone chooses not to do as they are ordered, they can be punished. If supporting and defending the United States Constitution and the orders of the President means we kill...then we kill. When someone signs their name on the dotted line...every time they choose to do so...they know what they are signing up for.

ComputerBreath wrote:

Vice Lord wrote: .. And your job was to kill people...
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:Off Topic Actually VL, those currently in the military, previous in the military, and those who desire to join the military in the future... The job is: To support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and to obey the orders of the President of the United States and the officers appointed over me.

Support means: 1) To endure bravely and quietly. 2) To promote the interests or cause of; to uphold or defend as valid or right; to argue or vote for (to advocate for). 3) Assist, help; to act with; to bid in bridge. 4) To keep going

Defend means: 1) To drive danger or attack away from. 2) To maintain or support in the face of hostile criticism; to prove valid by answering questions in an oral exam. 3) To attempt to prevent an opponent from scoring. 4) To take action against an attack or challenge.

We go where we are told to go, we do what we are told to do, we get the job done with the equipment we are given...most of the time we do not ask questions. And if someone chooses not to do as they are ordered, they can be punished. If supporting and defending the United States Constitution and the orders of the President means we kill...then we kill. When someone signs their name on the dotted line...every time they choose to do so...they know what they are signing up for.

Yeah...Thats what the recruiters tell our kids isn't it? And don't forget, they are fighting for our freedoms..