Humorous sign in restroom

20 Dec 2012 08:14 #1 by bailey bud
Humorous sign in a workplace washroom:


Dear colleague:

Please lift the seat
Your aim might not be as good as you think.

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20 Dec 2012 08:39 #2 by FredHayek
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The version I saw, "My aim is to keep this bathroom clean, your aim would help."

Thomas Sowell: There are no solutions, just trade-offs.

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20 Dec 2012 11:58 #3 by jf1acai
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"We aim to please, you aim too, please."

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again - Jeanne Pincha-Tulley

Comprehensive is Latin for there is lots of bad stuff in it - Trey Gowdy

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20 Dec 2012 11:59 #4 by akilina
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jf You got to it before I could

IN NOVEMBER 2014, WE HAVE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO CLEAN OUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE AND ONE-THIRD OF THE SENATE! DONT BLOW IT!

“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex. Only whit man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.” Indian Chief Two Eagles

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20 Dec 2012 12:51 #5 by cydl
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"Ladies: please remain seated until the performance has ended." :rofllol :rofllol

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20 Dec 2012 14:56 #6 by Martin Ent Inc
Pleas do not throw tooth picks in urinal,,, crabs can pole vault.

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20 Dec 2012 17:36 #7 by otisptoadwater
Make it a challenge instead of being critical of others:


Other stuff that seemed appropriate:

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last three drops always end up in your pants.

A Sailor travels far and wide and does just what he pleases but, he's always sure to wash his hands so he don't catch no diseases.

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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20 Dec 2012 18:23 #8 by Blazer Bob

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20 Dec 2012 18:42 #9 by otisptoadwater

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." - Henry Ford

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges; When the Republic is at its most corrupt the laws are most numerous. - Publius Cornelius Tacitus

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22 Dec 2012 07:48 #10 by lionshead2010
On an Army outhouse wall in the middle of nowhere years ago.

"If you voted for ___________ you can't defecate (soldiers use a different word) here.....your anus (soldiers use a different word here too) is in Washington D.C. :biggrin:

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