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The Liberals GOP Twin wrote: I thought those lists were funny.

Funny is funny, I don't care who you are.

I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

There you go again. I have not said one word about which lists I found funny but you know what I think?

Blazer Bob wrote:

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

There you go again. I have not said one word about which lists I found funny but you know what I think?

I did not intend to imply that I knew what you thought of each list,

I was responding to this post of yours

I believe that there is a presumption that since I posted it, it would be a dis. I find that amusing but not unexpected.

Sorry if I lumped you in with Rick saying this in reference to the liberal list

... there's very few exagerations and most are not humorous at all... they are ideas that most liberals believe in.

Sheesh....they were both funny.....they were all exaggerations....why does humor have to cause a fight among us?

Oh....and that cartoon you posted, that is really gross, not funny.

archer wrote:

Blazer Bob wrote:

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

There you go again. I have not said one word about which lists I found funny but you know what I think?

I did not intend to imply that I knew what you thought of each list,

I was responding to this post of yours

I believe that there is a presumption that since I posted it, it would be a dis. I find that amusing but not unexpected.

Sorry if I lumped you in with Rick saying this in reference to the liberal list

... there's very few exagerations and most are not humorous at all... they are ideas that most liberals believe in.

Sheesh....they were both funny.....they were all exaggerations....why does humor have to cause a fight among us?

Oh....and that cartoon you posted, that is really gross, not funny.

So... you think you know what cartoons are funny... or not funny.... isn't that funny?

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

Ok archer, I'm just trying to understand what you see funny about these from the list. I removed the few that could be seen as funny. And not only are they not funny, they don't put liberals in a bad light like LJ's list. I'm not offended by her BS list, but just trying to understand why one list that bashes conservatives is the same as a list that doesn't bash liberals. Maybe someone else can explain the comedy of thiis list to me.


5.You’re in favor of tax increases to support the common good even if you have to pay more yourself. (evidence on this board and no comedy here)

6.You recognize that marijuana is physically less harmful than either cigarettes or alcohol. ( I agree and not funny)

7.You understand Citizens United is about 5 conservative justices who are united against citizens and who favor the corporate control of elections. (You agree and not funny)

8.You get that Ron Paul is no better than the Tea Party. (rhetorical question, why is this funny?)

10.You have an “Obama ‘08” or “Obama 2012” logo riding on your bumper. (funny?)

13.You read food labels. (Funny? so do I)

14.You have gay friends and you respect them. (funny? so do I)

15.You probably graduated from college and your degree probably isn’t in marketing or business administration. (funny?, I didn't either)

16.You post to Facebook and Twitter in support of liberal causes. A conservative friend may have un-friended you because of your posts. (chances are good, but not funny)

17.You support the middle class. (funny? So do I, but in a different way)

18.You don’t think NPR is biased. (funny?)

19.You think the Koch brothers are evil. (Maybe not evil but what liberal likes them?)

20.You’ve been following the dogged and brave uprising in Wisconsin. (only informed liberals)

21.You prefer to breathe non-cancer-causing air and drink non-toxic water. (funny? so do I)

22.You value a good standard of living for the public over corporate profits. (too broad but not funny)

23.You believe people should be able to choose, in private, the family planning option that’s right for them.
(Obviously and not funny)
25.You are serious about recycling. (funny? so am I)

26.You actually care that the ice caps are melting, coral reefs are dying and bio-diversity is diminishing. (what "caring" liberal doesn't?... funny?)

27.You can find Iraq on a map while realizing that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. (funny? so can I)

29.You believe education and health care should be subsidized for the common good. (obviously and not funny)

30.GOP voter suppression is ticking you off enough to mobilize the vote within your circles. (no? Funny?)

31.You’ve given to a homeless person – ever. (Funny? so have I)

33.You have gotten into a heated online debate with a Republican troll and even though you didn’t change their mind it still felt good to defeat their logic. (You think you do daily, not funny)

Rick wrote:

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

Ok archer, I'm just trying to understand what you see funny about these from the list. I removed the few that could be seen as funny. If you can't explain the comedy in these, maybe someone else can...

Lets see......you claim the list isn't funny.....then remove the "few" that could be seen as funny.....

:faint:

archer wrote:

Rick wrote:

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

Ok archer, I'm just trying to understand what you see funny about these from the list. I removed the few that could be seen as funny. If you can't explain the comedy in these, maybe someone else can...

Lets see......you claim the list isn't funny.....then remove the "few" that could be seen as funny.....

:faint:

There was just a small hhandful that had some comedy while most of the list wasn't at all funny and puts liberals in a good light. Tell me which above made you laugh.

Rick wrote:

archer wrote:

Rick wrote:

archer wrote: I thought all the lists...liberal and conservative were funny....no problem with your posting the liberals one Bob. The fact that neither you nor Rick can see the humor/stereotypes in the liberal list is just proof of how little you really know about liberals, but think you do.

Ok archer, I'm just trying to understand what you see funny about these from the list. I removed the few that could be seen as funny. If you can't explain the comedy in these, maybe someone else can...

Lets see......you claim the list isn't funny.....then remove the "few" that could be seen as funny.....

:faint:

There was just a small hhandful that had some comedy while most of the list wasn't at all funny and puts liberals in a good light. Tell me which above made you laugh.

a handful???? you took out 10 of them, that's about 1/3 of the list.....It's no longer the same list....that's like taking the punch line out of a joke then claiming you don't find the joke funny.

Ok archer, I gave you at least 20 of 33 in that list that are pretty universally true for liberals. Tell me how many on LJ's list are universally true for conservatives. And which ones put conservatives in anything but a BAD light. Not one on the liberal list was meant to define liberals as bad, while EVERY one on LJ's list was meant to just that.

Don't you see the difference? It doesn't matter to me other than I just can't understand your thinking... I expect that from LJ, but I always have some hope for you.