And the gene-pool gets a wee bit cleaner...

21 Feb 2014 15:32 #71 by Reverend Revelant

LadyJazzer wrote: I follow what I wish to follow, and right now, the FSM/Pastafarians are waaaaay ahead of the nonsense of the other religions.


That's good. You go follow the Pastafarians... the gene-pool gets a wee bit cleaner.

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21 Feb 2014 16:16 #72 by Photo-fish
Handling spaghetti is only dangerous if it is still hot.
OK, uncooked spaghetti could put an eye out too.
Just be careful with whatever you handle. How's that?

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25 Feb 2014 10:42 #73 by LadyJazzer
And today's "Darwin Award" goes to:

Man Accidentally Kills Self With Gun During Demonstration On Gun Safety

A man from Independence Township, Michigan accidentally shot and killed himself on Monday while teaching his girlfriend about gun safety, the Oakland Press reports.

The 36-year-old, whose name has not been released, was showing his girlfriend how his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded, according to the Detroit Free Press. He was attempting to demonstrate the safety of the handguns by holding them to his head and pulling the trigger.

The third gun fired, and the man was struck in the head. He was pronounced dead at the scene.


Insert standard gun-safety apologetics here: _

In the meantime, the gene-pool just got a wee bit cleaner......

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25 Feb 2014 16:55 #74 by Reverend Revelant
Since Lady Jazzer wants to play this silly game...

Philip Seymour Hoffman

While Hoffman was not a regular at political rallies, he did contribute to both Al Franken’s Democratic senatorial campaign in Minnesota and the Democratic National Committee, according to campaign finance disclosures.

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/02/p ... 03026.html


And let's see how to finish up this comment? Oh yea... "In the meantime, the gene-pool just got a wee bit cleaner."

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25 Feb 2014 17:39 #75 by pineinthegrass
Though this is from Sweden, talk about cleaning the gene pool...

STOCKHOLM -In a frightening display of rising sectarian violence, an atheist suicide bomber blew himself up on a busy street in Stockholm three days ago; killing eighteen agnostics and wounding over thirty. Members of the ‘Swedish Atheistic Liberation Front’ (SALF) have claimed responsibility for the bombing. Declaring the attack as revenge against the explosive agnostic riots, which, last week, hospitalized several atheists and terrorized the atheistic community.


http://thelapine.ca/atheist-suicide-bomber-kills-eighteen-agnostics-0/

First I've ever heard about atheists and agnostics not getting along. While I know there is a difference in philosophy, I wouldn't of thought it's such a big deal. And where would agnostics gather together? Is there an agnostic "church"? Why the need for agnostic and atheist communities?

Some people are just completely intolerant and can't coexist.

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25 Feb 2014 18:14 #76 by Blazer Bob

pineinthegrass wrote: Though this is from Sweden, talk about cleaning the gene pool...

STOCKHOLM -In a frightening display of rising sectarian violence, an atheist suicide bomber blew himself up on a busy street in Stockholm three days ago; killing eighteen agnostics and wounding over thirty. Members of the ‘Swedish Atheistic Liberation Front’ (SALF) have claimed responsibility for the bombing. Declaring the attack as revenge against the explosive agnostic riots, which, last week, hospitalized several atheists and terrorized the atheistic community.


http://thelapine.ca/atheist-suicide-bomber-kills-eighteen-agnostics-0/

First I've ever heard about atheists and agnostics not getting along. While I know there is a difference in philosophy, I wouldn't of thought it's such a big deal. And where would agnostics gather together? Is there an agnostic "church"? Why the need for agnostic and atheist communities?

Some people are just completely intolerant and can't coexist.


What is wrong with those people? They need to work together in killing Christians. Then LJ could dance on graves wholesale. Or perhaps grave dancing does not extend beyond our borders. We should give them visas and lists of registered republicans who attend church.

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25 Feb 2014 18:37 - 25 Feb 2014 18:42 #77 by LOL
Hey everyone needs a hobby. Glad Jazzer gets a kick out of this topic.

Can't wait for tomarows post. :)

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25 Feb 2014 18:40 #78 by pineinthegrass
Just want to say it was satire, but not from the Onion. :)

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25 Feb 2014 20:50 #79 by Reverend Revelant
Here's another one...

The incident comes on the heels of another accidental shooting that made headlines. On Dec. 30, UAW Vice President General Holiefield was cleaning loaded guns in his Harrison Township home when he shot his wife, who survived the injury.

The labor leader pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of reckless use of a firearm.

http://www.freep.com/article/20140224/N ... lf-in-head


I'm loosing count. That's how many conservatives versus how many liberals? Lady Jazzer, are you keeping score, let us know.

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26 Feb 2014 07:28 #80 by Rick

pineinthegrass wrote: Though this is from Sweden, talk about cleaning the gene pool...

STOCKHOLM -In a frightening display of rising sectarian violence, an atheist suicide bomber blew himself up on a busy street in Stockholm three days ago; killing eighteen agnostics and wounding over thirty. Members of the ‘Swedish Atheistic Liberation Front’ (SALF) have claimed responsibility for the bombing. Declaring the attack as revenge against the explosive agnostic riots, which, last week, hospitalized several atheists and terrorized the atheistic community.


http://thelapine.ca/atheist-suicide-bomber-kills-eighteen-agnostics-0/

First I've ever heard about atheists and agnostics not getting along. While I know there is a difference in philosophy, I wouldn't of thought it's such a big deal. And where would agnostics gather together? Is there an agnostic "church"? Why the need for agnostic and atheist communities?

Some people are just completely intolerant and can't coexist.

Some people are just crazy, or bigoted, or irresponsible... and those people really have nothing to do with the larger groups they may have some ideological agreements with.

The left is angry because they are now being judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin.

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