men are idiots

Yep, dem dar boys are idiots. A real man would of used a chain saw to cut those railings first, and reduced the drop. Elementary my dear watson.

Amateurs!

"...hold my beer and watch this..."

Thanks, that's my new LOL favorite quote! Could make a Million$$ selling T-shirts of that one!

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LOL wrote: Yep, dem dar boys are idiots. A real man would of used a chain saw to cut those railings first, and reduced the drop. Elementary my dear watson.

Amateurs!

I can hear it now... "She gives me drive by tasking in front of my buddies DURING A PLAY! Move the couch downstairs she says, all of your buddies are here watching the game with you so it will only take a minute..." "So I says yes dear... Next commercial and we'll move it... So we moved it down stairs and all of the sudden she's all PO'd and Dave's arm got all jacked up! Dammed if you do and dammed if you don't!" "Dammit woman make up my mind!"

ScienceChic wrote: my personal favorite is the guy using a rifle to prop up his ass. That's pure awesome-sauce right there!

Technically it's a shotgun; you say catsup I say ketchup - either way, if it goes off he'll become an it assuming the damage isn't fatal. Men are dumb? Maybe. Men who would mishandle a firearm in that manner? Trust me, the gene pool would be improved if that super genius was removed from it.

homeagain wrote: S-o-o-o, IF I understand the posts...men don't WANT to help and will allow the woman to have a full time
job (YEP, we need that extra paycheck)AND do the mundane multi-tasking REQUIRED to maintain a home
that they BOTH live in....let's see now, it appears some Inequities are at issue.... and THEN
guys wonder WHY the bedroom equates to SLEEP, rather than play....

lots of generalizations in the last few posts and I feel that I must give you a different perspective. Before I got sick and lost my business, I ran an entire car dealership by myself as well as a mechanic shop and a couple mechanics. No book keeper, no office cleaner, no sidewalk shoveler, just me. Then I lost it all,my wife got a job, and now I work on cars in my garage, clean the house, and make the dinner. My wife does the laundry.

Tell me about multi tasking bwahaha!

this is a pretty funny thread

I enjoy cooking but I'm not a fan of cleaning so one of the deals I like to make with my GF is that if I cook the meal I don't have to clean up afterwards. Of course when it's just me and the Wundermutt at the Cave then the whole task is on me and I cook and clean as I go so the majority of the job gets done while the meal is being made.

I wash my own clothes and I have a very specific method that I'm very particular about; whties in one pile everything else in the other one. Unless it says dry clean only it's in the not white pile and it gets washed just like everything else.

I tease about bachelor life and not cleaning but the truth is I clean my house every bit as well as my sister in law or mother clean their own homes, they are clean FREAKS! Shoes off at the front door, walk in specific parts of the tiled floor and carpets to keep wear and dirt limited to specific areas. I have a mud room and it's inside the garage between the grage and the door to the house, all soiled clothes come off in there. If need be I enter the house wearing the clothes I was issued at birth.

I'm also a big believer in showering with a friend to conserve water and because it can be fun and lead to other "activities" but this here is a family show and that's not the topic so I'll self police my commentary right there...

Ha you crack me up man, sounds like you have a pretty good system. My bachelor days ended 22 years ago on my 30th birthday. I never got around to being organized but I had been a cook at The Fort for a few years so I knew how to throw down some good chow and clean the kitchen for the ladies )but the rest of the house was sorta Animal House-ish. I had three pig roommates that paid my mortgage and usually four random girlfriends who only cleaned if they happened to step in some spilled Mickeys or bong water.

My wife had to teach me a lot, but I learned well.