Not so many days ago I posted a topic to bring attention to the poor young children who are employed to race camels. Now I cannot find my post and I believe I have been censored because of my ethnic.
You failed the full body scan by Tremendously Stupid Archer (TSA) and the subsequent feel-up by Looney Jerk. Both report they couldn't find your junk...
I'm sorry Achmed. I have been totally insensitive with you and it has not been very friendly on my part. I know that at a time like this with a major American Holiday almost upon us, that this strange land with its strange customs can be very disheartening and lonely for someone inexperienced with them. As a man also of very strong faith, though I call my God by a different name, he is the same one that gives you comfort in these trying times. So, in a gesture of friendship and goodwill, I wish to invite you to join us for our annual Thanksgiving Dinner with only one minor difficult task for you to perform first. Please bathe!!!!!!