PIG RACES AT THE MOSQUE....

Don't know if anyone put this up..interesting! :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/dUr1NxJDC94?rel=0

They for sure won't build a Mosque next door as long as they have the races going on. On the other side of them, someone should open a strip club.

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A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

They buy land next to a pig farm and then expect the poor farmer to close his operation and move.

I think he ought to be BBQing every day. Nothing like a good pig roast, with beer.

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rofllol rofllol rofllol That's what I call Good Ol' American Ingenuity! That farmer rocks!! rofllol rofllol rofllol

Nym, I thought your ethnic bestiality joke about the goat was beneath the morally superior level you profess to be.

I WON! I picked Mohammed ..I picked number #2 to win.... and he did.


By the way, doesn't the Muslim leader they interview in look like a young GWB behind the beard.

Kresspin:

I apologize if I offended your Liberal sensibilities. I don't claim to be morally superior, just consistently conservative. I thought it went well with the subject matter.

Can't please all of the people all of the time, and can't ever please Liberals, so I don't try to.

don't claim to be morally superior, just consistently conservative.

Is this is a position that conservatives claim as their own? If you guys think this is cool and most conservatives believe it maybe it is time for me to not even take that label. I already had to drop the republicans for going too far.

Disliking complete groups is maybe 'republican' but not conservative in my view.

And don't get me wrong libs on the extreme do it too. And probably Muslims on the 'extreme' and Jewish on the 'extreme' pick your "group" and they have them too. That is why none of us are inferior or superior.

You want a label? Let's just label extremists.

CG:

You don't take a label. You become a label. There is a difference.