Resolution

I do hereby declare, being of sober mind, the following resolutions:

I hereby withdraw my memberships from the NRA, Pheasants Forever, and the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation.

I will cancel my subscription to American Rifleman, Rifle Magazine, and Shotgun News, and from here on, subscribe to Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, and People magazine.

I am selling all my firearms.

The money will go to:
- Green Peace
- Campaign to re-elect Barbara Boxer
- Colorado Rennaisance Festival....

From this day forth, I pledge not to patronize firing ranges, gun stores, hardware stores, or any other mean nasty member of the industrial-military complex. I will not hunt, and will become a vegitarian.

I am now an atheist, environmentalist, and pacifist.

Resolved, this first day of April, in the 2011 year (Common Era).

April fools jokes need a shred of truth or some grain of sanity in order to be effective

...being of sober mind...

was a give away!

or this: "subscribe to Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan"

Apparently Mr. Bailey Bud forgot to mention he was going for a sex change too!