Rep. Anthony Weiner

pineinthegrass wrote: Did he do this on government time or with government equipment?

I am sure he would never do that. That is as ridiculous as thinking he would do it from the house floor. :Koolaid:

pineinthegrass wrote: Did he do this on government time or with government equipment?

Isn't he a government employee? So doesn't that mean his epuipment is paid for by the government? So I guess he was using government equipment and showing it off.

Weiner totally lied. He shared 220 messages with one lady and many were on government hours on government phones on taxpayer dollars. And they had phone sex. Weiner is in deep now!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... e%E2%80%99

Weiner Sexting Partner Reveals Her Identity, Says: ‘He Called Me On Congress Phone!’

What’s more, the blonde woman has revealed details that show the liberal congressman lied during his tear-jerking confession Monday at a press conference in New York and that he DID use government resources for his extra-marital activities.

Rep. Weiner said he was “deeply ashamed” and repeated 21 times that he accepted responsibility for his actions.

But he also denied he used government resources during his online sexcapades.

Not so, according to Weiss.

Speaking exclusively to RadarOnline.com, Weiss said she shared 220 messages with Rep. Weiner beginning on August 13, last year — and they were often exchanged during work hours.

In an explicit exchange on March 3 -- the same day he voted on a health care bill in the U.S. House of Representatives -- Weiner bemoaned that he had to end their conversation because he was “off to class.”

The casino worker, who said she once worked as a Democratic campaign worker, also claimed she had steamy phone sex with Rep. Weiner -- using a Government telephone.

* Entertained the idea of meeting her in Las Vegas. Weiss asked, "Don’t you ever get to Vegas? I just need to have u for one night." He responded, "I have too."

* Asked his online mistress to send him photos of her vagina and admitted “jerking off” to her photos on Facebook.

rofllol
"If you find yourself in a situation where Wolf Blitzer
is asking you on television if you'd know your own
underpants, your life has taken a wrong turn."

neptunechimney wrote: rofllol
"If you find yourself in a situation where Wolf Blitzer
is asking you on television if you'd know your own
underpants, your life has taken a wrong turn."

:rofl rofllol Too funny!

:thumbsup: rofllol

I don't know how the newscasters on TV keep a straight face when they talk about this story with a name like Weiner?

This morning CBS News is reporting that Nancy Pelosi (of all people) is demanding a Weiner Investigation. Tell me the person typing that in wasn't cracking up.

If I made this stuff up you would call me a bold-faced liar. More proof that fact IS stranger than fiction. You just can't make this stuff up and get away with it.

Thank you Congressman Weiner for a little comic relief in what is otherwise a rather sad set of circumstances for our country at the moment.

Was LJ one of the college students the congressman Tweeted?

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June 6, 2011

Women Who Received Pictures of Weiner’s Penis March on Washington

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Just minutes after Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) held a press conference to admit his culpability in the scandal involving pictures of his penis sent via Twitter, thousands of women claiming to have received such photos took to the streets of the nation’s capital to demand reparations.

Traffic snarled for miles around the Capitol building as the streets filled with the penis-photo recipients, whom police sources said ranged in age from 21 to 22.

While there was no official count of the marchers, Fox News estimated the size of the crowd at twenty million while MSNBC said the number was closer to fourteen.

But with the number of women traumatized by Rep. Weiner’s penis growing by the hour, Beltway insiders worried that if the women’s demands for reparations prove successful the Federal debt ceiling might have to be raised by another ten trillion.

“Just when we’re trying to fix the budget, one big dick comes along and wrecks everything,” one congressional aide said.

Mandy Pantella, 21, a cheerleader at the University of Northern South Florida, said she joined the protest after receiving as many as twenty unwanted photos of Rep. Weiner’s penis per day: “I got more spam from his penis than I do from Apple.”

As for Mr. Weiner’s performance at today’s press conference, Ms. Pantella was noncommittal: “It’s tough to know what he was really thinking because he was standing behind a podium.”

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