Women Who Received Pictures of Weiner’s Penis March on Washington
Traffic Snarled for Miles
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Just minutes after Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) held a press conference to admit his culpability in the scandal involving pictures of his penis sent via Twitter, thousands of women claiming to have received such photos took to the streets of the nation’s capital to demand reparations.
Traffic snarled for miles around the Capitol building as the streets filled with the penis-photo recipients, whom police sources said ranged in age from 21 to 22.
While there was no official count of the marchers, Fox News estimated the size of the crowd at twenty million while MSNBC said the number was closer to fourteen.
But with the number of women traumatized by Rep. Weiner’s penis growing by the hour, Beltway insiders worried that if the women’s demands for reparations prove successful the Federal debt ceiling might have to be raised by another ten trillion.
“Just when we’re trying to fix the budget, one big dick comes along and wrecks everything,” one congressional aide said.
Mandy Pantella, 21, a cheerleader at the University of Northern South Florida, said she joined the protest after receiving as many as twenty unwanted photos of Rep. Weiner’s penis per day: “I got more spam from his penis than I do from Apple.”
As for Mr. Weiner’s performance at today’s press conference, Ms. Pantella was noncommittal: “It’s tough to know what he was really thinking because he was standing behind a podium.”
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Yup, San Fran Nan gonna drain the swamp with the same result as last time...big waste of time and scumbags like Rangel still making a living off taxpayers.
Why do you need to do an investigation of a little lying perv who admitted it while crying? (not because he was wrong but because he got caught). This guy should have been flushed yesterday.
I wish I would have watched Madcow last night since she was the one who showed us all the ways the Weiner could have been hacked...I was curious if she was still covering for his skinny ass.
The left is angry because they are now being judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their skin.
"In the poor judgement Department, Nancy Pelosi was quick to denounce the search undertaken by the FBI, notwithstanding the fact, that a federal Judge had signed the warrant. (later upheld by the courts.) Pelosi at the time, also chose Jefferson for a seat on the House Homeland Security Committee, despite his upcoming legal battle, and questionable - ( now proven to be criminal) behavior. This “look the other way when it suits me” attitude that Mrs. Pelosi displayed was a foreshadow of things to come,"
President Obama denies American Exceptionalism, but we all know that there is Democratic (Party) Exceptionalism – just look at Representative Weiner! Would you doubt the mainstream media will notice the difference in what two (NY) Representatives did and how they handled it? (Christopher Lee resigned after being told to do so by Speaker Boehner. Pelosi; she calls for an Ethics Committee whitewash. Let time heal all complaints.).
Vomitus wrote: President Obama denies American Exceptionalism, but we all know that there is Democratic (Party) Exceptionalism – just look at Representative Weiner! Would you doubt the mainstream media will notice the difference in what two (NY) Representatives did and how they handled it? (Christopher Lee resigned after being told to do so by Speaker Boehner. Pelosi; she calls for an Ethics Committee whitewash. Let time heal all complaints.).
And what of the Republican (Party) Exceptionalism in allowing Vitters to continue to serve in the House despite being outed of illegal activities of soliciting prostitutes, or allowing Ensign to serve for almost a year after being outed for adultry and then only when an ethics committee was investigating him?
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you can be batman. Then always be batman." Unknown
archer wrote: The problem is he hasn't done anything illegal, that they know of......just reprehensible.
It wil come out that he sexted on government time and with government owned phones and computers. Nobody wants a lying Weiner.
Is it illegal for a congressperson to use government phones for personal business? When exactly is he on government time? These are just curiosity questions, I personally think the guy should be gone.
rofllol 
