Well, I wasn't in the store today, but I'm not gonna buy broken eggs - and let's see, what wastes more time - me taking 5 seconds to open the box and peek, or me holding up the whole checkout line so the incompetent bag boy can get lost for 10 minutes trying to find the eggs - which he wil then stand there and take 5 seconds checking like I did?
You can also have my corn that's rotting on the end or has corn worms in it. I'll let you buy that for me -and keep it. After last year about this time when the vast majority of the bin was full of rotting corn, I'm still gonna take the 3 seconds per ear it takes yank back the corner and eyeball the ear.
For a guy who's sooo retired, why do you even give a care if I waste a few seconds of MY time?
Oh no, please don't pick out your own donuts or rolls or cookies form the cases either - cause you're wasting VL's time when he's not even in the store!
In fact, you shold just rapidly and randomly grab crap off the shelves, stuff it in your cart and GTFO out the store as quickly as possible - you're wasting VL's time!!