If you check your eggs for broken ones

If you check your eggs for broken ones or shuck the corn in the store

JUST STOP..

Youre wasting your time and getting in my way

Sorry, VL, I didn't realize you wanted first dibs on the broken eggs.

You can have them, I don't mind

well you do have a point there, Oblio

Hoot Owl wrote: well you do have a point there, Oblio

2. oblio instigator of a pointless argument


Hoot..These people really do bother me. Corn is 4 for a dollar right now. I'll buy your corn if you'll just get outta my way

I am pretty small, doubt that I am in your way.

Thanks for the offer Oblio I have $

Hoot Owl wrote: I am pretty small, doubt that I am in your way.

Thanks for the offer Oblio I have $

Hoot-You don't bother me..I was talkin about everyone else

2. oblio instigator of a pointless argument

Thanks, VL, the perfect definition of most of your posts

jf1acai wrote:

2. oblio instigator of a pointless argument

Thanks, VL, the perfect definition of most of your posts

Hey! Hoots the only one that can call me that..alright?

Vice Lord wrote:

Hoot Owl wrote: well you do have a point there, Oblio

2. oblio instigator of a pointless argument


Hoot..These people really do bother me. Corn is 4 for a dollar right now. I'll buy your corn if you'll just get outta my way

But will you shuck it?

Well, I wasn't in the store today, but I'm not gonna buy broken eggs - and let's see, what wastes more time - me taking 5 seconds to open the box and peek, or me holding up the whole checkout line so the incompetent bag boy can get lost for 10 minutes trying to find the eggs - which he wil then stand there and take 5 seconds checking like I did?

You can also have my corn that's rotting on the end or has corn worms in it. I'll let you buy that for me -and keep it. After last year about this time when the vast majority of the bin was full of rotting corn, I'm still gonna take the 3 seconds per ear it takes yank back the corner and eyeball the ear.

For a guy who's sooo retired, why do you even give a care if I waste a few seconds of MY time?

Oh no, please don't pick out your own donuts or rolls or cookies form the cases either - cause you're wasting VL's time when he's not even in the store!

In fact, you shold just rapidly and randomly grab crap off the shelves, stuff it in your cart and GTFO out the store as quickly as possible - you're wasting VL's time!!

rofllol