CPAC-2013...

ConservaPalooza: Festival of the WingNuts

Oh, and the best part?!?!?! RAND PAUL is winning the CPAC Conservative Vote!!!

YAY!! There IS a god....

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The best tweets from Bachmann's insanity:

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN) at #CPAC2013 #tcot http://instagr.am/p/W68PCzFops/Kaleb Gottfred
Michele Bachmann starts her #CPAC2013 speech by speaking directly to the fetuses in the audience.LOLGOP
Michele Bachmann’s entire speech at #CPAC2013 is about how President Obama doesn’t care about Americans … but conservatives do.Right Wing Watch
Bachmann on Benghazi is CPAC karaoke: everyone knows the words, it’s about how passionately you convey them. And it helps if you’re drunk.Ana Marie Cox
Bachmann ends speech "we protect second A rights because we love. Because we care". That’s fucked up#CPACAudrey
According to Bachmann at #CPAC2013, conservatism is "the movement of love, the movement of care."Right Wing Watch
Bachmann at CPAC: "We love, we care, this is who we are. This is our movement."Roger Simon
It’s crazy that Bachmann talked a whole lot about "CARING" for ppl when she opposed VAWA…TK Bain
US Rep. Michele Bachmann said that our government waste so much money when some of the money could be used to cure illnesses.#CPAC2013Palladian View
Bachmann: Why are we paying someone to walk the President’s dog when we cant even pay to have a disabled Veteran to have a White House tour.Sarah Muro
Bachmann at CPAC: "We want your sister or your mother to have her 2nd Amendment rights."Roger Simon
Did Bachmann just tie gas prices to the Second Amendment?Ethan Klapper
Bachmann spending a lot of time hitting WH for wasteful spending on personnel. Okay, then. http://huff.to/Z5AfKndaveweigel
Bachmann says that it’s the governments’s fault that we don’t have a cure for cancer. #facepalmAlana Horowitz
Bachmann is fabricating Benghazi talking points. Does she think she’s on FOX News? Oh wait… #CPAC2013sjglass
Obama doesn’t care about the poor because he borrows money from China. – the Wisdom of Michelle Bachmann #CPACAudrey
Bachmann: (As a bureaucrat in Washington) "I decry the benefits going to bureaucrats in Washington!" #CPACSimon Byrd
Did Bachmann just say food stamps don’t get enough funding?Alana Horowitz
Michelle Bachmann says cyber attacks are deadly. When do we tell her computers can’t killYou? #CPACAudrey
Bizzaro world: Bachmann says government isn’t doing enough for poor peopleAlana Horowitz
Bachmann at #CPAC says GOP’s "Tea Party" is movement of "care and compassion." (Also… fire is wet and cats have antlers!)MikeJ500
Wow, Bachmann is hitting the Obamas for their "life of excess." Too many chefs, dog walkers and movie operators.igorvolsky
So in the world Michelle Bachmann lives in, the govt chooses to fund POTUS’ dog-walker instead of R&D, as if that’s an actual trade-offRyan Lowry
Bachmann: "Can you tell me why the people who call themselves progressives are the people who hate progress?"igorvolsky
Michelle Bachmann calls "no White House" tours….."not being caring". She is silent however about the cuts to poor minorities. #UniteBlueDorian Sage
Bachmann is making a case for RFID chips and gov’t intrusion…which is hilarious! #cpac2013hbeeinc
Bachmann at CPAC: "Why aren’t we trying to find a cure for Alzheimer’s, or cancer or Parkinson’s?"Roger Simon
Bachmann: Eisenhower had a gov’t plan to cure polio and now there’s no polio. We should cure Alzheimer’s for FREE… http://fb.me/2FRL9iYYfhbeeinc
"The people who call themselves progressives are the last people who want progress."-Bachmann #cpac2013Heather Cirmo
*head desk* Bachmann says Liberals are not the party of change and the the #GOP is! #cpac2013 WOWSteven Brown
Bachmann wants to know why we don’t use our smartphones to find cures for diseases. Not joking. #CPACAudrey
sigh…"Progressives are the movement that fears progress", "we love people", "gas will be $2/gal" ~ all in 1 breath from Michele Bachmann@ceut
Is Michelle Bachmann proposing a giant funding increase for the National Institutes of Health? #cpacKevin Robillard
Bachmann says there’s "no treatment for Alzheimer’s" on the horizon. Nope, not true. http://www.salon.com/2013/03/11/alzheim ... tion/Alana Horowitz

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Like her or not....she tells the truth and tells it the way it is.

Palin wouldn't know "truth" if it bit her on her rack.

But here are the best of the Palin tweets:
The future of the Republican Party! RT @elisefoley: Palin drinking a Big Gulp on stage at CPAC. http://twitpic.com/cbviul Pete Gaines
This is how ignorant Sarah Palin is: Big Gulps were exempt from Bloomberg’s soda ban: http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2013/03/ ... r-big-gulp #CPAC2013 #p2David Badash
Palin at CPAC: Background checks should have started with one on Obama! #tcot #ccot #ctot #patriotEd Wrather
Shorter Palin: Obama bad. Washington bad. Consultants bad. "We the people" are good. [standing O]Dan Amira
Birthers never give up! RT @AaronBlakeWP Palin: "More background checks? Dandy idea Mr. President. Shoulda started with yours.” #CPACBen Cutting
Sarah Palin classes up #CPAC2013 by making a joke about her "rack" and then taking a few drinks from a Big Gulp: http://bit.ly/XKCrxmRight Wing Watch
"We don’t have leadership coming out of DC, we have reality TV" – Sarah Palin, Reality TV star, at #CPAC2013John Fugelsang
"We don’t have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television," says reality TV star Sarah PalinJill Rayfield
Steven Crowder talkin about how Palin is fine. #PainfulMichelle Fields
Sarah Palin was invited to speak at CPAC, but Chris Christie wasn’t. This sums up politics in America.Nathan Reese
sarah palin plays birther card, wild applause..WashingtonAmerica
yeppers, Sarah Palin just said there’s no such thing as women’s issues or minority issues. That’s why GOP has to gerrymander to win. #CPACvicki
Sarah Palin to Obama: "Step away from the TelePrompTer" she says while speaking from a TelePrompTer.Andrew Kaczynski
Sarah Palin just got a standing ovation for pulling out a Big Gulp and saying: "Oh, Bloomberg’s not around, our Big Gulp is safe." #CPAC2013#RepublicanGirlProbs
You know who else Sarah Palin endorsed? Newt.Sarah Boxer
Palin should be right at home when she speaks at #CPAC2013–aka No Facts Zone. They dont care if there’s no truth, just want her to bash PBOKennyKwi

LadyJazzer wrote:

ConservaPalooza: Festival of the WingNuts

Oh, and the best part?!?!?! RAND PAUL is winning the CPAC Conservative Vote!!!

YAY!! There IS a god....

More obsessed? I think you have been following CPAC closer than the conservatives here.

What can I say... I love a good joke.

FredHayek wrote:

LadyJazzer wrote:

ConservaPalooza: Festival of the WingNuts

Oh, and the best part?!?!?! RAND PAUL is winning the CPAC Conservative Vote!!!

YAY!! There IS a god....

More obsessed? I think you have been following CPAC closer than the conservatives here.

lol

ConservaPalooza: Festival of the WingNuts

lol

Gotta love the teabaggers...A never-ending source of humor...and contempt...

Does this thread remind anyone else of I'm Baaaack's? Personally, I couldn't care less about this stuff.

Then don't read it.

Let my people go.... (That would be all of those 1%'ers and corporations that would rather screw the middle and lower classes rather than give up their obscene tax-breaks... We KNOW they aren't using it to create any jobs...)