-#TEN-PLUS-SEVEN- Unalaska Police Blotter

Environmental – Caller reported that Coast Guard personnel were attacked by a protective eagle at the Dutch Harbor Post Office, and mentioned that no signs warned of impending danger from the native wildlife. An officer responded to the area and picked up the blown-over signs that warned of said danger.

Really? What part of "wildlife" don't they get?

The blotter's juicy as a peach isn't it? :rofllol

Awe yea!:

Assault – Officers responded to a processing plant regarding an alleged assault, and discovered that one man had sprayed another in the face with water, once by accident and then again on purpose when the drenched victim threatened him. The soggy scapegoat decided that an apology in lieu of assault charges would suffice.

Noise Disturbance – Caller reported her neighbors were again making unreasonable noise and were keeping her family from sleeping. Officers responded and confirmed that the noise was unreasonable. The neighbor, against whom multiple noise complaints had been made in the past, was cited for Disorderly Conduct.

Noise Disturbance – Officers responded to another crowded residence, this one occupied by many strident inebriates. The inebriates were advised to keep their voices down lest they become incarcerates.

Assault – Officer responded to a report that a man had been threatened at the Harbor View Bar and found that an intoxicated and now contrite patron had phoned police with this patently false allegation after he was removed from the bar by a bouncer. While the officer talked to the first drunk, his equally inebriated compatriot began praying at the officer’s feet, prompting the officer to advise the devout drunk not to enter any licensed establishments this night.

Assault – Officers responded to another report of an assault at the Harbor View Bar, and found that the inebriates of the previous call had joined forces with additional inebriates; all of them had valiantly attempted to both walk to their rooms and open their doors but they had not entirely succeeded in these endeavors. Unisea Security helped them achieve their goals.

Ambulance Request – EMS personnel provided care and transport for an extremely intoxicated man who had passed out on the ground in front of the Harbor View Bar.

Assistance Rendered – Officers assisting EMS personnel with a patient determined that the unconscious man had been partying with a companion who had left him in the roadway after he passed out.

Disorderly Conduct – An extremely intoxicated man who had been taken to the IFHS clinic regained consciousness and began ripping out IVs and threatening medical staff. David Zidrashko, 37 yoa, of Unalaska, sprayed blood all over the room in which he was being treated and attempted to strike a responding police office. Zidrashko was arrested on charges of Disorderly Conduct, Assault IV-LEO and Harassment I.

Animal – Caller requested assistance with an injured fox which had been found in the middle of a container yard. The docile, apparently ill or injured fox was collected but died during transport to a less trafficked location.

Liquor Law Violation – Officer contacted a man who had passed out on a toilet at the Harbor View Bar. The man, who upon waking remembered why he had come to the bathroom, finished his business before leaving the bar pursuant to the officer’s advisement that he not enter or remain on a licensed premise this night.

Traffic Crime – Caller reported a speeding taxi. An officer contacted the suspect driver, who admitted to speeding on her clients’ behalf. The driver was warned that late clients do not constitute a legal right to speed.

Sounds to me like the Harbor View Bar keeps the police force in work . . . .

Mtn Gramma wrote: Sounds to me like the Harbor View Bar keeps the police force in work . . . .

Yes ma'am, and I think it's location has something to do with the place not getting nailed for over serving? Just guessing....

Read it...love it. Awwww yeaaaa:

Assistance Rendered – Caller reported a possibly suicidal crew member on his vessel. Officers responded and found a man who had been unable to sleep, had had a headache for days and was generally unable to reconcile himself to the Aleutians’ famed gloomy skies and dark oceans. There was no indication the man was suicidal but medical care was requested for his other issues.

Assistance Rendered – A man who identified himself as God’s Army Bear told police that he had been instructed by God to kill another man, if he was first attacked by the other, and requested assistance obtaining a protective order for both his and his intended victim’s safety. The man was provided with appropriate paperwork from the court.

Fire Safety – Caller reported a bonfire near Unisea. Officers found one bonfire in an area far from Unisea, but did not observe the bonfire committing any criminal acts.

Traffic Roads – Caller reported a vehicle crawling up a hill and impeding traffic. An officer found the vehicle, now out of gas and stopped, and helped move the vehicle off the roadway.

Liquor Law Violation – Officer advised a drunken sailor that he was not allowed to enter or remain on any licensed premises for the rest of the night, due to his level of intoxication. The man left in the company of his shipmates, who agreed to see him safely to his hotel room.

Suspicious Person/Activity – Officers responded to a dock facility regarding an escalating confrontation between an employee and two other men. The dispute, over signing of a title to a previously sold vehicle, was eventually settled when two of the men agreed to meet at DMV to complete the necessary paperwork.

Traffic Crime – Caller reported a slow-moving taxi. The taxi driver countered that the caller was speeding.

Disorderly Conduct – Abdiaziz Hajinur, 25 yoa, of Colorado, was arrested for Criminal Mischief and Disorderly Conduct after he first blocked an airport access door to keep passengers from boarding an outbound flight and then refused to comply with officers’ demands that he leave the area. Hajinur was unable to explain why he had behaved so, though he repeatedly assured officers that he did not wish to kill them.

Welfare Check – Officer responded to a home wherein one dipsomaniac sibling reported that his brother was freaking out, wasn’t eating, had been vomiting for four days and had threatened him. The officer found both inebriated brothers accusing the other of vomiting.

Theft – A man who was previously arrested for assaulting his roommate reported that most of the $66 worth of food and $60 worth of cigarettes that he had left in his room were now gone. An officer spoke with the roommate about the groceries; the roommate agreed to reimburse his assailant for those he had consumed.

Assault – An inebriated woman who was refused service due to her level of intoxication threw water on the doorman and then repeatedly attempted to strike him while lacing her vituperative remarks with derogatory racial epithets. Christina Elena Henley, 33 yoa, of Unalaska, was arrested on charges of Disorderly Conduct and Assault IV.

I guess now would be a good time to point out that the rights and other legal whatnots are owned by The Anchorage Daily News. I have nothing but the upmost respect for my people's back home so I thought I'd mention this at least once.

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Fire Safety – Caller reported a bonfire near Unisea. Officers found one bonfire in an area far from Unisea, but did not observe the bonfire committing any criminal acts.

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