-#TEN-PLUS-SEVEN- Unalaska Police Blotter

This is just like our local Sheriffs Calls without the writer of said article trying way too hard to be poetic and funny (thank the heavens, ours drive me NUTS because of that). A little more dry, but I LOVE the Unalaska Police Blotter and hope you do too. When I remember to post new ones I will. By the way, Unalaska is probably more well known to folks out of the know as (Port of) Dutch Harbor. Ever watch Deadliest Catch? That's your hint. Enjoy:

Suspicious Person/Activity- An employer reported that two female employees had been weed whacking at an apartment complex when an unknown male individual came out of his apartment and urinated in front of them. Investigation continues.

Criminal Mischief- Complainant reported some children throwing rocks from the top of a cliff into the roadway. An officer contacted them and educated them on the dangers of their actions.

Drug Law Violation- 22 grams of Khat turned over to Public Safety. Charges pending.

Welfare Check- Caller reported an orange raft was drifting away from shore with an intoxicated passenger inside. Ports was notified and was able to retrieve the person and raft.

Assault- Caller reported being hit in the face by his girlfriend. The girlfriend stated she was trying to evict her boyfriend. The boyfriend stated that he was uninjured. Alcohol was a factor.

Assistance Rendered- Caller reported a boat drifting away from shore with a female passenger inside. Ports was able to retrieve the damsel in distress.

Animal- Chihuahua at large.

Trespass- Two individuals were trespassed from a local eatery for engaging in behavior inconsistent with that normally associated with civilized food consumption, to wit, they got into a fight inside the restaurant.

Drug Law Violation- Officers were advised of a what was believed to be a drug deal on the front beach. Investigation initiated.

Suspicious Person/Activity- Officer contacted two people he believed were acting suspiciously inside a parked truck. The two stated they were watching the ocean.

Noise Disturbance- Officers were advised of loud music coming from an adjoining apartment. The musical malefactors were advised their melodious lamentations were not being appreciated at this late hour.

Assault- Officers investigated a report of an assault that occurred between two besotted individuals. The two had a disagreement concerning one of the sots consuming the alcohol of the other sot. Sot one, the owner of the alcohol, chased sot two, the consumer of the alcohol, down the hallway of the bunkhouse. None involved wished to pursue charges.

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Suspicious Person/Activity- Officer contacted two people he believed were acting suspiciously inside a parked truck. The two stated they were watching the ocean.

We used to say we were watching submarine races

jf1acai wrote:

Suspicious Person/Activity- Officer contacted two people he believed were acting suspiciously inside a parked truck. The two stated they were watching the ocean.

We used to say we were watching submarine races

Science Chic wrote: Chihuahua at large...isn't that an oxymoron?

I like the word besotted - we should use it more. LOL Thanks for sharing Jekyll!

It IS an oxymoron indeed! LMFAO! No worries on the post, I'll repost new ones when they pop up.

Animal – Juvenile eagle squawking in caller’s yard after crash-landing into a pole. Caller reported the juvenile eagle’s parents were on scene in the yard.

Animal – Caller reported a dead cat in the roadway. An officer responded and found no dead feline, only a motley collection of Bald Eagles.

Theft – A man flagged down an officer and reported that a camera had been stolen from his company vehicle several months earlier, and his wife’s purse was stolen from her personal vehicle a few days earlier. The person who allegedly stole the camera told the officer he intended to replace it sometime soon.

Animal – Protest about perpetual problems with pets pooping on plots other than their own.

EDIT: Guys, let me know if I should just edit the OP and cut and paste new stuff there instead of making new posts. Thanks.

I think it is much easier to follow if you make new posts.

I like 'em, keep 'em coming!

jf1acai wrote: I think it is much easier to follow if you make new posts.

I like 'em, keep 'em coming!

Right on, it's a done deal!

They's on it the last couple weeks! ENJOY!:

Environmental – Caller reported that Coast Guard personnel were attacked by a protective eagle at the Dutch Harbor Post Office, and mentioned that no signs warned of impending danger from the native wildlife. An officer responded to the area and picked up the blown-over signs that warned of said danger.

Noise Disturbance – Officer advised several men who were playing music while filling a cement mixer that there had been a complaint about the volume of the music, but not the mixer. The men turned off their radio.

Harassment – Man reported that his neighbor was intentionally harassing him by parking on the property line he had drawn between their two properties the previous day. The woman apologized and immediately moved her vehicle after being contacted by police.

Drunk Disturbance – Officer responded to the Airport Bar regarding an obnoxious patron who had expressed his reluctance to leave the premises by punching and kicking windows and doors. The man had fled the area by the time officers arrived. No property was damaged by his tirade.

Trespass – The obnoxious patron caused additional, similar problems at the Grand Aleutian Hotel, and was advised, per Unisea Security, that he was no longer welcome at any Unisea liquor establishment.

Criminal Mischief – A woman found that the inside of her vehicle had been sprayed with some type of mildly acidic substance which caused significant skin, mucous and eye irritation. One suspect was tentatively identified. Under investigation.

Drunk Disturbance – A dipsomaniac reported that another man had threatened him with an aggressive stance. Officers advised the drunkard to go home for the night.

Criminal Mischief – Caller reported that a neighbor had used his chest freezer as a stool to gain access to a window, and had broken the freezer by turning it on its side. The suspect readily admitted to having used the freezer in just such a manner, and agreed to pay for a new one if in fact the freezer was broken as a result of his actions.

Traffic Crime – Two drivers who did not have an accident did have a minor altercation in the bank when one driver accused the other of “nice driving.”

EXTRA: Dipsomaniac: "A person with an uncontrollable craving for alcohol."

Noise Disturbance – Officer advised several men who were playing music while filling a cement mixer that there had been a complaint about the volume of the music, but not the mixer. The men turned off their radio.

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