This is a little late, but last night on FB feeds, The Onion was doing a running analysis of the game - it was hilarious!
The headlines:
The Onion: We will be providing analysis throughout tonight's NFL kickoff game between the New Orleans Saints and the Minnesota Vikings
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The Onion: Minnesota Vikings Advice: Defense should beware Sean Payton's tricks, such as out-coaching lesser opponents
http://onion.com/bOrhvT
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The Onion: After falling behind 7-0, the Minnesota Vikings still have unanswered questions in the secondary, such as "What's a cornerback?" and "Who was supposed to cover that guy?"
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The Onion: Drew Brees should take out the Lombardi trophy, hold it high above his head, and slam it to the turf so the Minnesota Vikings know he doesn't give a f^#@ about anything.
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The Onion: Key Question: Can the Saints play well enough to reinvigorate the job outlook and restore industry to a broken and defeated New Orleans?
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The Onion: Except for Matt, John, and Rick, Minnesota Vikings fans are pretty much ignorant, petulant bandwagoner
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The Onion: Minnesota Vikings Advice: If there was ever a time to intimidate a team by throwing a bunch of oil-soaked birds onto the 50-yard line, it is now.
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