How To Improve The Presidential Debates?

Rubio?

Actually the VP debate is shaping up to be a slaughter, or mare accurately, Joe Biden aciddentally falling on his sword.

Maybe biden can read up on things in MAD magazine or catch the onion, course he'd have to learn to use a computer for the onion.

Hey, is this thing on?

Martin Ent Inc wrote: Maybe biden can read up on things in MAD magazine or catch the onion, course he'd have to learn to use a computer for the onion.

Hey, is this thing on?

Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate

October 4, 2012

DENVER—Following last night’s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama’s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was “acting like such a goddamned pus*y up there.” “Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?” asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was “genuinely worried” that maybe somebody had “cut Daddy’s balls off” right before he took the stage. “What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you’re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.” Sources added that Obama’s youngest daughter then offered to help the president go “look for [his] di*k, because apparently it’s gone missing.”

lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sasha-obama-asks-father-why-he-was-acting-like-suc,29795/

rofllol

All is left is a good Bitch Slapping.

O am sure michelle took care of that Martain.

Heisenberg wrote:

TPP wrote:

Heisenberg wrote: Watch for a big change in the next debate. I predict the moderator(s) will construct the questions differently to help Obama attack Romney's weaknesses since Obama was unable to on his own. You'll also see Obama smiling alot and making eye contact instead of looking down at his notes.

Agreed. :thumbsup:

Heisenberg wrote: I'm hoping Obama will be so concerned about his style, that he goes into brain-fart mode.

How would that be different then last night?
Can't wait to hear biden, put foot in mouth, try to take foot out of mouth, repeat.

Biden will go off like a cranky old man with a failing mind. He's going to act all tough to make up for Obama being such a pussy. Problem is, he's the gaffe master and is too stupid to keep up with Rubio.

Rubio?

archer wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

TPP wrote:

Heisenberg wrote: Watch for a big change in the next debate. I predict the moderator(s) will construct the questions differently to help Obama attack Romney's weaknesses since Obama was unable to on his own. You'll also see Obama smiling alot and making eye contact instead of looking down at his notes.

Agreed. :thumbsup:

Heisenberg wrote: I'm hoping Obama will be so concerned about his style, that he goes into brain-fart mode.

How would that be different then last night?
Can't wait to hear biden, put foot in mouth, try to take foot out of mouth, repeat.

Biden will go off like a cranky old man with a failing mind. He's going to act all tough to make up for Obama being such a pussy. Problem is, he's the gaffe master and is too stupid to keep up with Rubio.

Rubio?

You know what I meant. Both Ryan and Rubio could (and will) bury the gaffe master in any debate even being half his age (his mental age).

I agree that neither Ryan nor Rubio have half the mental capacity of Biden. Biden is a hell of a lot smarter than you give him credit for. Don't let the folksy manner fool ya.

Oh Brother,,, I thought you were a smarter person but I see I was wrong.

Biden is an idiot.

Hey...I was just agreeing with Heisenberg that Ryan and Rubio are half Biden's mental age. And with age comes wisdom